oh right.the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
(Source: jack-sparrow)
“If you don’t know about Tumblr then you are not supposed to know about Tumblr. Its like fight club.”
—
John Green
(Source: chronic-nostalgia)
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
what their idea of a fun weekend is:
mine:
how they hangout with friends:
how I hangout with friends:
they sleep around:
what I do with my time:
I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:
they’re like:
their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:
If I did that my mother would do this:
and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL
(Source: wejussomemothafuckenkids)



















